theygotlost:

theygotlost:

theygotlost:

im not even the type of guy to go “actually it’s frankenstein’s MONSTER” because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called “a rembrandt” or “a picasso” as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein’s monster can be considered “a frankenstein”

darling I love your 8 foot tall patchwork flesh creature, it really livens up the place. is that an authentic frankenstein?

it’s only a true frankenstein if it was produced in the frankenstein region of switzerland. otherwise it’s just a sparkling homunculus

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dailyflicks:

F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994-2004) ☕ + being relatable

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caffeineecold:

best part of princess bride is that inigo loudly and openly states to anybody who will listen that he’s going to kill a guy for revenge and has been chasing this for a while and instead of anybody saying “but revenge wont bring ur father back are u really sure that killing this guy will make anything better arent u scared of regretting the one thing uve spent ur entire life chasing” they’re all just like “yea dude sounds cool hope you find him” and then he does and inigo kills him and is just “aw cool my dads avenged now i can go ride off into the sunset with my friends” and i think thats actually really great. yea maybe revenge isnt always the answer but it sure does make you feel better

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theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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catchymemes:

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boreal-sea:

tshmarie:

boreal-sea:

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot “objectify” them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot “disrespect” them, because they are not real.

An equal and opposite truth:

The actors, directors, writers, etc that create this characters are people.

They are real. They exist independent of the characters and your opinions. You have no right to them, their opinions, or their relationships. They have no responsibility to you. You cannot force them to follow your fantasy.

THIS is a good addition.

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pluckyyoungdonna:

thecringeandwincefactory:

nentuaby:

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

I love all this. So good. And I once saw a friend pull out the ONLY ACCEPTABLE PARENT LINE in a situation like this: “Are you hurt, or just scared?” IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. The kid paused, inhaled, looked down at the body part in question, then looked back up and said, all calm again, “Oh, just scared!” and back to business as usual.

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iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

my partner doesn’t understand 99% of technology or the internet but i’ve let him use my instagram a couple times and all that’s really come of it is he’s now obsessed with a specific dog i follow and asks about him like he’s a guy we know

he’ll be at work and i just get texts like this

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whalesharkpasta:

elvensilk:

adurot:

adurot:

adurot:

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

but you know what IS a goat? a musk ox

WHAT

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gatheringkeepsakes:

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